| Name | Comments |
| Eddie Large | 13-05-2008 - 17:09
I saw Doddy Callaghans act, and just like when he's in the Marsh Lib, he's just too subtle for those not in Mensa! |
| Captain Crosland Heath GC | 12-05-2008 - 12:24
Chris(Eddie Large) Callaghan
I'M LOOKING FOR THE MAN NAMED ABOVE AND BELIEVE HIM TO BE CONNECTED TO YOUR CLUB.
HE IS WANTED IN CONNECTION OF DAMAGES TO OUR GOLF COURSE AFTER A STAND UP ROUTINE WENT COMPLETLY WRONG,SENDING TUMBLEWEED DOWN OUR FAIRWAYS AND ACROSS THE GREENS.
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| Sir Geoffrey Boycott | 07-05-2008 - 10:11
Chris Jenning back at the Auggies, they'll be finding Lord Lucan next! |
| Dr Nik | 02-05-2008 - 10:16
Sorry, I forgot to say "Hi everybody'! |
| Dr Nik | 01-05-2008 - 18:36
I couldn't find any spare lard on Mr. Callaghans svelte posterior, but while I was rummaging about I found 15 points misplaced by a Mr. Ken Bates! |
| Dr. Nik | 01-05-2008 - 16:41
After a succesful operation of the removal of varicose veins i am to attempt to remove 12 stones of lard from Mr Chris Callaghan backside. |
| Dr. Nik | 30-04-2008 - 13:37
Hi everybody! I would like to thank the HRI for giving me the chance to resurrect my career as a surgeon, after the unfortunate accidents in Springfield. I am starting off with a simple removal of varicose veins from a Mr. Mark Ramsden, and I am sure I can conquer my D.T.'s and double vision to do a good job, without any lawyers getting involved! |
| Practice game this Saturday | 25-04-2008 - 18:23
The practice game is on this Saturday, so please can all available senior players meet at Laund Hill by 1pm. If the weather looks dodgy we will have an extended net session instead... followed by an extended session in the bar! |
| Frank Rijkard | 25-04-2008 - 11:19
Many thanks to Neil Garraghan for passing on his penalty techniques to Ronaldo! |
| Jimry Shannon | 19-04-2008 - 11:31
To try and win my friends back after not turning up for a few do's, I'm inviting everyone to my house tonight to watch the Calzaghe fight. I'll put on some quiche & cheese and biscuits and a nice chardonnay, then we can play charades till the fight starts at 3 a.m. |
| Ken Davy, message to the fans | 18-04-2008 - 10:58
Our open top bus parade after our Cup Final victory will start from St. George's square on sunday at 11.00am.
We should just about get you all on. |
| Jimry Shannon | 18-04-2008 - 10:25
Hey, I'm feeling left out here. I know I haven't been to Thailand for a while, but surely you could put something about me breaking my duck at the new house or something! |
| Ken Bates | 16-04-2008 - 10:25
I will be after 18 points back from the league now after losing another 3 last night! |
| Cally | 15-04-2008 - 14:56
If anyone is thinking of buying a Hi-Viz est at Ramys place of work,please take into account the fact that everything is made in Taiwan and the people there are very small, so you need to order 3 sizes above your norm! |
| Cally | 14-04-2008 - 12:02
I would like to announce i am now officially size XXL |
| Ramy | 13-04-2008 - 13:50
Has anyone got an arsebox to protect my polyps? |
| Cally | 10-04-2008 - 11:29
Count me in too if i can pull the jumper down over my stomach. |
| Ramy | 10-04-2008 - 10:16
I'll be there if I can get the stains out of my whites! |
| pugwash | 08-04-2008 - 20:23
dear all.
As the new season fast approaches would you spread the word we have two very charismatic and sofisticated people in charge of the saturday teams this season. All players past and present are invited to join the revolution and help this mighty club back to the top of the pile. This is not the pile of dung the ball was despatched to at northowram Mr Whitehouse? It is back to the top table of the halifax cricket league. Bring on the revolution! |
The all new (ish) Auggies website
 contactus@augustinians.co.uk | 02-04-2008 - 19:45
And there I was, worried about upsetting our new sponsor... consider yourself restored! I think we should start a new visitors and players gallery - send your mug shots or lookalikes as .jpg or .bmp files to contactus@augustinians.co.uk! The more offensive the better... |
| Cally | 02-04-2008 - 17:54
Whats happened to my photo? Its the best one I've got! |
| re Poo & B.O. Fairies | 15-03-2008 - 11:02
We suggest you use Ramys sacs, they haven't been emptied for a while! |
| P & O Faires | 14-03-2008 - 11:49
We require a heavy load, idealy an Elephant or Dumper truck to counterbalance a particular South American passenger. |
| Bill Giles | 14-03-2008 - 11:41
Don't worry this friday we are not expecting any tumbleweed blowing through the Laund Hill area, Callys staying in. |
| Not seperated at birth | 14-03-2008 - 09:58
Ramy and his wallet! |
| Heather Millsipede | 14-03-2008 - 09:48
I am starting a new charity to help all those who have suffered crippling financial losses during Cheltenham week.I am calling it the Jimmy & Brooky Brokeback Benovelent Fund. If you can help, please send your bank details to me at PaddyPower.co.uk. |
| Separated at birth | 12-03-2008 - 10:03
Chis Callaghan and Eddie Large |
| Concerned | 10-03-2008 - 18:52
Sorry to hear about Ramys impotence! |
| Martin Farrar | 09-03-2008 - 20:07
A big thank you to all members and friends who supported the club's 40th celebration on Friday night. Thanks to Brian Doran, Geoff Nalson, Paul Walton, John Harold and Tony Bowry (of YCB) for the auction items and also the many people who donated raffle items. The event raised approximately £1300 for the club. Finally, thanks to Chris Callaghan and Stuart Burns for the entertainment! |
| Martin Farrar | 09-03-2008 - 20:07
A big thank you to all members and friends who supported the club's 40th celebration on Friday night. Thanks to Brian Doran, Geoff Nalson, Paul Walton, John Harold and Tony Bowry (of YCB) for the auction items and also the many people who donated raffle items. The event raised approximately £1300 for the club. Finally, thanks to Chris Callaghan and Stuart Burns for the entertainment! |
| hi | 06-03-2008 - 13:30
me |
| Ramy | 29-02-2008 - 10:04
And I would liked to be known as Super Pooper or sh*touse for short! |
| The person formerly known as Cally | 27-02-2008 - 11:10
I have changed my name and would like to be known as SUPER TROUPER from now on. |
| The person formerly known as Cally | 27-02-2008 - 11:09
I have changed my name and would like to be known as SUPER TROUPER from now on. |
| Cally | 27-02-2008 - 10:16
Sorry Ramy your application has been rejected, as we need two men singers! However I will forward your CV to my agent as he is forming a Beverley Sisters tribute band! |
| Concerned father. | 27-02-2008 - 10:13
Is it true Jimry Shannon has ditched Wee Ping Minge and her brother Cecil, and has now switched to round eyed girls? |
| Chris (give me give me a man after midnight) Callaghan | 26-02-2008 - 11:10
I have recently joined an Abba tribute band, and we on the lookout for two male singers to complete the foursome, if anyone is interested please get in touch. |
| re SAGY | 25-02-2008 - 13:19
Lets not bring how many pints you owe me into it! |
| me | 25-02-2008 - 12:02
hi |
| SAGA | 22-02-2008 - 10:36
I thought it was Cally that was approaching 80 |
| Martin Farrar | 21-02-2008 - 11:22
The numbers for the 40th Celebration are approaching 80 but we are now on "last call" for fianl bookings. If you want a ticket contact me by post (see earlier message) or on 01484 712608. |
| Granma Ramsden | 18-02-2008 - 10:59
You're always taking money off me, I've seen you going in my cookie jar! |
| Rammie | 13-02-2008 - 12:05
I don't take money off old age pensioners,
especially as he is saving up for central heating. |
| Jimmy Shannon | 13-02-2008 - 10:06
And thanks to Cally for buying our beer all day sunday, its a pity Rammy & Shelly weren't there to help us spend his winnings! |
| Jimmy Shannon | 13-02-2008 - 10:03
Does Rocky Robinson always get so argumentative when he's had 5 pints or is Black Sheep strong stuff? |
| Martin Farrar | 11-02-2008 - 11:09
The 40th Celebration is getting close now. So we can sort out the catering send your ticket requests and money to Martin Farrar at Well Close House, Well Close Street, Brighouse, HD6 1DD, by 18th February. Don't forget to include your address so we can send you the tickets. |
Steve Buss
stevenbuss@btinternet.com | 04-02-2008 - 12:01
Message for Barney Sykes,
Hi Barney, we do not seem to have a contact address for you, if you would like to attend the 40th anniversary dinner, please contact me so I can furnish you with the details.
Take care
Steve
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Steve Buss
stevenbuss@btinternet.com | 04-02-2008 - 11:59
Good Morning all of you that regularly read this website. I hope I find you well. I am seeking to hold a peace conference to hopefully diffuse, remove and begin a fresh with all those that feel that they have a grievance to air.
My objective is to not let this club, that so many of you have played for in the past become one of so many that fold due lack of players and the clubs in ability to compete.
I am happy to hear all of the issues that you may wish to raise and all though I will not guarantee total satisfaction, I hope we can move forward and take Augustinians forward for another 40 years.
Please feel free to contact me through my e-mail address.
Speak to you soon
Steve
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Steve Buss
Steven.buss@ntlworld.com | 30-01-2008 - 21:09
The venue for the 40th event is the YMCA, tickets need to be purchased by the 8th Feb.
Cheers
Steve |
| Victoria Whine | 28-01-2008 - 23:16
Special offer! Toast Dennis Wise's departure with a bottle of Leeds Liebfraumilch - made from only the sourest of grapes. Not available north of Sunderland. |
| Les Dawson | 28-01-2008 - 11:57
Nearly six weeks of passing tumbleweed from that last gag. |
| Re Football Focus | 25-01-2008 - 13:11
Ah the observations of a part-time supporter are always incisive & witty. This from someone whose idea of exercise is to inspect his polyps with the aide of a rear view mirror! |
| 40th Auggies do | 21-01-2008 - 11:09
Give us a clue as to the venue |
| Football Focus | 18-01-2008 - 10:53
Well done to Bay Athletic the other week for not just putting 7 goals past Heywoods 3rd team, but also for havin to pass the ball around an elephant that had sat its self in the centre circle. |
| NME | 18-01-2008 - 10:37
Rumour has it that Cally is reforming East17 for the Auggies do. |
Steve Buss
steven.buss@ntlworld.com | 17-01-2008 - 15:03
Hi All,
Nets are still on at Almondbury High School 3 until 4 every Sunday.
40th Celebration set for Friday 7th March 2008. £10 per head for buffet, music and discussion. Please contact either Steve Buss 07917 757369 or Martin Farrow for tickets.
AGM Results
President John Harrold
Chairman Martin Farrow
Treasurer Steve Buss
Secretary Paul Walton
YMCA Rep. Martin Farrow
Child Protection Ces Charles
1XI Captain TBC
2XI Captain Steve Buss
Sunday Captain Conrad Megson
Speak to you soon
Steve
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| Radio Times | 09-01-2008 - 14:57
Give Us A Clue returns to our screens in the spring after a successful pilot show was aired from Robs batchelor flat.
With Rob Armitage and Jimmy Shannon as the new team captains, its sure to be as camp as the Graham Norton Show. |
Steve Bus
steven.buss@ntlworld.com | 08-01-2008 - 23:15
Some dates of interest to you all:
Indoor Nets start at Almondbury Sunday 6th January 3:00pm to 4pm.
AGM Wednesday 9th January 8pm at Laund Hill.
Hope all of you are well.
Take Care
Steve
I hope all you had a great New Year! Please if you can attend please do, the club has been around for 40 years, lets start the process for the next 40 years with a spirit of cooperation as the club was set up in.
Steve |
| Jimmy 'Una' Shannon | 07-01-2008 - 17:23
How about for the 40th Anniversary celebrations we have a Charades competition, we could have teams, bags I play with Rob Armitage, we have a telepathic understanding. No girls though, they always want a kiss & cuddle and it spoils the fun! |
| Tommy Cooper | 11-12-2007 - 10:40
Typical, you wait ages for a buss and then one comes all at once! |
Steve Buss
steven.buss@ntlworld.com | 09-12-2007 - 10:56
Some dates of interest to you all:
Indoor Nets start at Almondbury Sunday 6th January 3:00pm to 4pm.
AGM Wednesday 9th January 8pm at Laund Hill.
Hope all of you are well.
Take Care
Steve |
| Wordsworth | 14-11-2007 - 18:50
What a sh*te poem! It was obviously not Jimmy as there was no mention of Wee Ping Minge or the time he found Jonny on his doorstep. I hope he's remembered to transfer his deliveries of the Contact magazine to his new address! |
| Jimmy Again | 12-11-2007 - 15:36
An Ode to Mirfield
Goodbye sweet Mirfield, you've been good to me, so good, in fact, that it's sad to leave.
Memories are fond and loom large, of course you're the place where I learnt to drive a car.
It seems that I've been here since the year dot, when in fact, all I've done is drink in the Flower Pot.
I remember when I went drinking with Andy Berry: a memorable night, as I lost my cherry.
At the end of the day, it was a special place to have a bab, but it weren't half expensive getting home in a cab.
I have lots of memories of people stopping, staying up late doing loads of bopping.
Of course, my favourite was Brooky, but it was hard cleaning up as he's terribly mucky.
So Marsh is my new home to be, although the mortgage is an awful fee.
I'll see you all in the Marsh Lib, give me a smile if you like the cut of my gib.
Love Jimmy Again.
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| Neil Garraghan | 12-11-2007 - 10:29
Every chair I have seems to be collapsible! |
| Jimmy (again, again) | 31-10-2007 - 16:09
Anybody wishing to visit me at my new house would you kindly bring your own collapsible chair as i have appeared to have bought a dolls house |
| Jimmy (again) | 31-10-2007 - 12:57
Dear Lonely Hearts,
I am looking for someone for friendship (maybe more!). Marsh area and GSOH are essential. Previous applicants (and Brooky) need not reapply. |
| Jimmy | 29-10-2007 - 16:27
I am having a house warming soon, everyone but Neil Garraghan is invited, however I will have to have it in the garage as thats the only place i can put my furniture! |
| Jimmy | 29-10-2007 - 12:58
I am also on the look out for a large (but discrete) video/dvd cabinet so that I can safely store my valuable memories from Thailand. Best prices, as always, paid. |
| Jimmy | 26-10-2007 - 15:02
I have just moved into my new house i am on the look out for a large magazine rack to house my huge collection, that until recently were stored under my sofa |
| Shannons Sofa's & Beds | 26-10-2007 - 14:46
We are now selling Mags. |
| Shannons sofa's & Beds | 24-10-2007 - 11:33
After much interest in my 3 piece leather suite with only the odd stain i have decided to sell it to the highest bidder, after an Imaginary person came forward and offered £100. Hav'in promised it to a shaddy round Mexican for free i feel this is the best way yo go. |
| Kate Adie | 11-10-2007 - 15:43
Ive been sent to this war zone by the BBC, tell me who are the goodies & who are the baddies? Is Beige the colour of good or evil? Is Cally a good golfer? Will David Robinson ever play a pull shot? Is Ken Bates the anti-christ? Your help would be greatly appreciated! Long live the war zone guest book!!!!! |
| Northern Rock | 11-10-2007 - 15:21
Due to the unique way in which the Auggies' website is funded (ie. the web hosting contract can't be cancelled until next April), the website has a reprieve!! So yet another government bail-out during the current credit crunch, but an invoice will be winging its way to the Beige Bitter Brewery P*ss Up organisational committee once the postal strike is over... |
Save This Site
JasonIsOurHero@GodSaveTheQueen.co.uk | 05-10-2007 - 12:31
We are staging an unpleasant protest at the YMCA before the England Australia game to get Jason reinstated as the Oggy's King of Spin.
All fireworks welcome especially crackerjacks. |
Doctor Enenema
tractionsRuS@AOL.COM | 05-10-2007 - 11:39
We regret to announce that Jason could not take all the weight from the previous lister and has a broken back! |
